At Sea

Feb. 27

Since we’re away from the country and our news sources, I thought it was worth spending part of our sea day to check on the US of A. Naturally, I went straight to Truth Social to see what the president was saying; 

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“”CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!  Were seeing complaining THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN.  We made a couple changes in military leadership and the WOKE D’s complain that we fired the only black and woman members. We need WARFIGHTERS!  I put one of Donny’s friends in charge of national food safety….more complaints. This kid may have no management experience, but, he’s been eating food all his life. He knows food. We have lots of cabinet with no experience and THAT’S WORKING. they’re very loyal. People complain about egg prices going up. I’ve got one word to say to them…DAMN BIDEN.  I’ve already got more done THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. Who else could have made friends with Putin, ended the war in Ukraine, solved the Middle East conflict, stuck it to NATO, and renamed the Gulf of America. And, THIS IS ONLY MY FIRST MONTH. MAGA.”

Sounds like everything is fine.

One response to “At Sea”

  1. These travelogues are informative and interesting. I did expect one about Karla vs the Komodo.

    The number of reports has been impressive. They call it, I believe, “flooding the zone.” As a result of your prolixity—and this being Portland—I need to report to you that the City Council has on its agenda, “zoning the flood.” When adopted, you will need to apply for permit(s) for your postings. It is under discussion whether to require permits for Omicron postings separately from Metro, City of Portland, Multnomah County and Hamlet of Lyle, or to create a new Disjointed Office of Millers’ Travels. Everyone is agreed that Viking should pay 1% of its gross revenue. None of this is imminent. Lyle is balking at the proposal that any animals mentioned in any posting be identified by pronouns of their choosing.

    Just remember, you brought this on yourself.

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