January 13
Back on ship for 5 days at sea. I wanted to check up on news, but our WiFi is. struggling. So, I checked Truth Social to see what I could learn from the president elect. Luckily, I found his current “truth.” It follows:
“Get ready for the hugest inauguration in history. While democrats are mismanaging the wildfire in California (it would be put out by now if I were in office) we will have a swearing in THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. Day 1 will be a day to remember. Donny thinks we can take control of Greenland. I wonder if we should make it a state. A famous scholar asked me, “Sir, why don’t we have more states?” I said, we could add Greenland, Canada, and Panama. And, what about Hawaii? Secretary-elect Hegseth says we could. take control of Hawaii even while we still have gays and women in the military. My Steven Miller says it would be a great place to purge immigrants since there are so few natives left. While I’m at it, what about a star for Taiwan? Soon, I will be selling models of United States flags with 53 or 54 stars…. I’m not sure. Elon says I should get more. Better get your flag soon! Some woke democrats don’t think I can do it. But, people said Covid was a challenge; I HANDLED IT! People said I couldn’t get Mexico to pay for the wall; I BUILT IT! When we rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, I wonder if we should claim those countries touching it. In fact, think about ONE AMERICA. Why do we have the United States of, Central and South? This will be THE GREATEST administration in history….except maybe 43.”
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