December 29

Actually, part of me will miss being out of the country. We have not seized the opportunities to attend trump university or to purchase trump wine and steaks and, more recently, a trump bible, trump sneakers, trading cards or a guitar. I hear that he is coming forth with an inaugural special of emplasticated fingernail clippings and hair trimmings for only $50. And, there will be an annual subscription with semi-monthly distributions guaranteeing at least 50 percent orange hair. I fear that in our absence dedicated MAGA followers will snatch them up before we have an opportunity.